DAY 11:
So, after that rather pompous wig-out, some advice today concerning envelope usage and abusage, as some of you out there still haven't got the memo. The MEMO, dear. It's really not like emailing. You actually have to do some extra work.
1) First off, do write something on the envelope. Generally, this will be an address. As delightfully zen as it is to receive an envelope with a single stamp on it and nothing else (three of these today), they're fairly tricky to file.
2) Postcodes. Ah, you'll like this one. Whatever they tell you, you needn't write the whole postcode on the envelope. Just the first 3 letters will do. We'll do the rest, see? Put your feet up; have another pint of scotch. You dodged a bullet there.
3) Teeny tiny envelopes. Aww! Wook at der teeny-tiny enwullops! Teeny-tiny enwullops! Just for Christmas. Dey're so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuute. Wondering why your cute widdle enwullop didn't reach its intended target? Think long and hard now.
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